I love fantasy. I play dungeons and dragons with my friends and sometimes when no one is around by myself. My parents at first didn't want to let me stay up to watch Game of Thrones but I downloaded it so they have no idea I got to see it, but we have HBO so it's okay. I was surprised by all the nakedness. Boobies everywhere. I have a girlfriend, and she said she was offended by it. I wasn't offended though. But since the internet is full of awesome porn, this was nothing. It's like for people who never watch porn? It was really boring. The dwarf sex gave me shivers because of the slurping sounds. I think it scarred me. The doggy-style incest looked like they were bored and just going through the motions. Wow, everyone is doing it doggy style. And then nothing else happened? Sex and someone gets thrown out the windows? Where are the goblins and orcs?
Barnun, my friend, could you please send me links to all your future reviews? You are such an insightful guy. As for Game of Thrones, maybe it's not for you. I think you might be over such derivative crap like that. But fear not, for as you say, the internet is full of awesome porn. Enough to keep a guy entertained, no question.